Once upon a time, miss goody-two-shoes went to Amsterdam with her goody-two-shoes friends.

They saw tulips in all the colours of the rainbow,

they saw the picturesque countryside,

The grass so little has to do- a sphere of simple green- with only butterflies to brood- and bees to entertain- and stir all day to pretty tunes- the breezes fetch along-

The grass so little has to do- i wish i were a hay.. E.D.

I wandered lonely as a cloud, that floats on high over vales and hills;

when all i once i saw a crowd, a host of golden daffodils.. W.W

they let the wind tousle their hair..

Then they hopped on a bus to a little village named Edam, and tried every flavour of Dutch cheese there was.

Next they went to a fishing village by the sea- Volendam,

and basked in the sun,

and ate fresh herring with pickles,

and smelled fishy for a long time afterwards.

They saw mandarin ducks and flowers everywhere they went..

I hide myself within my flower, that fading from your vase, you, unsuspectingly feel for me, almost a loneliness E.D.

And they finished their stay with the Heineken Experience,

where yours truly guzzled down 3 glasses, and felt very happy afterwards.