Am trying on my new heels this very moment.
*Sweat*
My left foot is significantly fatter than my right. Why har?
Strutting around in heels sure is tiring. And it's just in the confinement of my room. Wait, let me get a ruler and measure the stiletto. 6.3 centimetres or 2 and a half inches. This is my highest pair yet.
Am listening to Damien Leith and musing over why my feet are so fat. There are 4 notches on the shoe strap around the ankle. My right foot fits just right when the strap is clasped to the last notch. My left foot had to get an extra hole punched into the shoe strap. And after trying them on now I think I need to get another hole punched for my fatty bom-bom left foot. Argh..
There's hardly enough space in the strap already!
I wonder why my left foot is so fat. And I wonder more how any human could possibly fit into the first notch.
Come to think of it it's the circumference of my ankle that is in question. But that doesn't discount the fact that my feet are fat anyway. And did I mention my toes too?
Current mood is jealous. Am so jealous of people with thin feet and tootsies and skinny ankles.
Or maybe Nose was blatantly discriminating against girls with plus-size feet and tootsies and ankles! Careful o, I may call a boycott of Nose shoes. But their shoes are just so pretty, I doubt even I myself can hold firm in the face of temptation. Ehhehe. ^^''
Or maybe Nose was trying to save material by shortening the shoe straps! The stingy-pokers. Hmph..
Or maybe I just have fat feet. End of story.
I want to slim my feet. Anyone know of any method? Target area treatment are all the rage now ain't it? =P
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